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I was conceived in Germany and was supposed to be born in Alaska. Right before the transfer my dad got busted selling hash, so I was born in Fort Leavenworth, Kansas outside of a military prison instead. I recently found out that I'm almost 100% Scandinavian, so I should be an Alaskan weed viking right now.

This story doesn't relate to anything, but I shoehorned it with Germany, Vikings, the arctic and hashish. Fuck yeah, story telling skills.
 

bk-og

Moose cocks, or bust
I was conceived in Germany and was supposed to be born in Alaska. Right before the transfer my dad got busted selling hash, so I was born in Fort Leavenworth, Kansas outside of a military prison instead. I recently found out that I'm almost 100% Scandinavian, so I should be an Alaskan weed viking right now.

This story doesn't relate to anything, but I shoehorned it with Germany, Vikings, the arctic and hashish. Fuck yeah, story telling skills.
Oh damn you’re a nazi too I guess?
 
If you’re like this in real life too it’s no wonder your wife doesn’t want to fuck you anymore and doesn’t care that you are up all night chatting with your forum “bros”.

You're pathetic man, get a life.
Speaking of pathetic, I see you signed into one of your socks again, lol.

I didn think you guys wanted to hear about me getting laid anymore. But last time was 2 days ago. And tonight we'll be gettin busy again. Enjoy those hairy palms boys.
 
I said "nice." If you're technically a lesbian then it's technically not gay. You're becoming ungay to go straight and have sex with a gay dude. Jesus is proud of you I think. Anyways, just kidding. You're gay. lol @ you, gaybo.
Lesbians aren't gay, lol. It's LGBT, not GBT.

I said I identify as a lesbian trapped in a mans body, so I should be able to use the ladies bathroom right?

Just trying to keep up with the times. I think it would be hilarious to walk in the ladies room and watch the looks I get. But hey if I identify as a lesbians than they can't tell me to leave or they're discriminating me, :LOL:

Maybe I'll play women's soccer too.
 
That's twentyeightthreefive or whatever.

The avatar is actually me that he copied from RIU, :LOL:

That's what I look like when I'm using dry amendments. Unless I get lazy and don't put the mask on. Some of the dry shit is really bad to breathe.

I hope Sub Cool was using one when he was working with soil. Especially with the condition he had.
Definitely not me or a sock account from me. I found that picture funny on RIU though.

Someone is paying very close attention to what I say though. Figured it was just you being butthurt and trying to amuse yourself and play victim. Also amusing though as I'm not that interesting.
 

bk-og

Moose cocks, or bust
Lesbians aren't gay, lol. It's LGBT, not GBT.

I said I identify as a lesbian trapped in a mans body, so I should be able to use the ladies bathroom right?

Just trying to keep up with the times. I think it would be hilarious to walk in the ladies room and watch the looks I get. But hey if I identify as a lesbians than they can't tell me to leave or they're discriminating me, :LOL:

Maybe I'll play women's soccer too.
You know I think you’re a useless waste of fucking skin, piece of fucking trash. Why are you even posting in here if you’re not a troll like you say?

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