Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato Contest Shit Talk & Banter

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The only possible benefit I might see, is that you can visually,
tell whether the seed has opened or not, lowering "sprouting anxiety."
That anxiety shit is real. LOFL. It's my least favorite part of growing pot. "Let's see if this $10 seed will sprout" Yikes.

No matter how many times I do it...it always feels the same at the onset. (like acid...LOL)

Just don't try sproutin' 'em under yer tongue...heehee.
 
LMFAO! You cats are funny! I'm being coached on how to seed pop that I never asked about. Typical peanut gallery 🤣. So my seed killing days was a joke and long over. Keep your soil talk low when your using miracle grow too btw smh. I wouldn't buy that Monsanto poisonous bullshit for my wife's flowers out front. I was sharing my very successful tech on how I pop my seeds for my Coco grows. Mind you this will be my 20yr growing this plant. May know a thing or two idk. I was growing this shit on mountainsides of emerald valley in Oregon before half of you were a pussy fart or a thought. Old heads I mean no disrespect either. I was sharing bc others were as well. but I guess only the ol stuffy guys that have sat on this forum for too long and should maybe go get in there grow. Let's just wait and see how this competition turns out. Mind you I haven't lost a competition yet maybe this is the one where it will happen. But please just fucking Bring It! I'll give every seed soaker, bro science, self-proclaimed expert a run for their money in this one!! That I promise. Oh and I want a challenge so again please BRING IT! I harvest five tens every three months like clock work this isn't my first rodeo. Typically the keyboard experts just spent a lot of time regurgitating the bs they saw online. I on the other hand vet ideas and test before I open my mouth. So yes to Coco growers yes coco only! this ain't got shit to do with you soil heads that think your really in living soil and your mother nature or some shit with your LEDs and controlled atmosphere that's rich! But to Coco growers if you have had issue transferring your little tap roots into buffered coco (which seems to be an unknown concept around these parts.) Try starting in a rapid rooter it may help you like it did for me. Soil heads by all means soak your beans and play with crystals all you want! Fucking hippies! 😂
 

treefarmercharlie

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LMFAO! You cats are funny! I'm being coached on how to seed pop that I never asked about. Typical peanut gallery 🤣. So my seed killing days was a joke and long over. Keep your soil talk low when your using miracle grow too btw smh. I wouldn't buy that Monsanto poisonous bullshit for my wife's flowers out front. I was sharing my very successful tech on how I pop my seeds for my Coco grows. Mind you this will be my 20yr growing this plant. May know a thing or two idk. I was growing this shit on mountainsides of emerald valley in Oregon before half of you were a pussy fart or a thought. Old heads I mean no disrespect either. I was sharing bc others were as well. but I guess only the ol stuffy guys that have sat on this forum for too long and should maybe go get in there grow. Let's just wait and see how this competition turns out. Mind you I haven't lost a competition yet maybe this is the one where it will happen. But please just fucking Bring It! I'll give every seed soaker, bro science, self-proclaimed expert a run for their money in this one!! That I promise. Oh and I want a challenge so again please BRING IT! I harvest five tens every three months like clock work this isn't my first rodeo. Typically the keyboard experts just spent a lot of time regurgitating the bs they saw online. I on the other hand vet ideas and test before I open my mouth. So yes to Coco growers yes coco only! this ain't got shit to do with you soil heads that think your really in living soil and your mother nature or some shit with your LEDs and controlled atmosphere that's rich! But to Coco growers if you have had issue transferring your little tap roots into buffered coco (which seems to be an unknown concept around these parts.) Try starting in a rapid rooter it may help you like it did for me. Soil heads by all means soak your beans and play with crystals all you want! Fucking hippies! 😂
Hey, dummy, you were the one who said you had issues germinating seeds so people were just trying to help. BTW the Miracle Gro organic line is the only shit they make that is worth using. I only use it for starting seeds because it's easily available locally and I'm not going to buy a bail of seed starter soil for starting seeds. I have enough soil taking up space in my grow room. Keep talking out your ass and see how that works for you here. This isn't RIU.
 

Mr_phenohunter

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LMFAO! You cats are funny! I'm being coached on how to seed pop that I never asked about. Typical peanut gallery 🤣. So my seed killing days was a joke and long over. Keep your soil talk low when your using miracle grow too btw smh. I wouldn't buy that Monsanto poisonous bullshit for my wife's flowers out front. I was sharing my very successful tech on how I pop my seeds for my Coco grows. Mind you this will be my 20yr growing this plant. May know a thing or two idk. I was growing this shit on mountainsides of emerald valley in Oregon before half of you were a pussy fart or a thought. Old heads I mean no disrespect either. I was sharing bc others were as well. but I guess only the ol stuffy guys that have sat on this forum for too long and should maybe go get in there grow. Let's just wait and see how this competition turns out. Mind you I haven't lost a competition yet maybe this is the one where it will happen. But please just fucking Bring It! I'll give every seed soaker, bro science, self-proclaimed expert a run for their money in this one!! That I promise. Oh and I want a challenge so again please BRING IT! I harvest five tens every three months like clock work this isn't my first rodeo. Typically the keyboard experts just spent a lot of time regurgitating the bs they saw online. I on the other hand vet ideas and test before I open my mouth. So yes to Coco growers yes coco only! this ain't got shit to do with you soil heads that think your really in living soil and your mother nature or some shit with your LEDs and controlled atmosphere that's rich! But to Coco growers if you have had issue transferring your little tap roots into buffered coco (which seems to be an unknown concept around these parts.) Try starting in a rapid rooter it may help you like it did for me. Soil heads by all means soak your beans and play with crystals all you want! Fucking hippies! 😂
Dang someone must of pushed a button lol. But good luck to ya man 👊😎 let's get the grow off going.
 

treefarmercharlie

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LOL. It's all good if yer poppin/growin the plant.

But damn..I wish I only had 20 years under my belt. Heehee. I'm closing in on double that...burp...fart...wince.
Usually when someone acts like a cunt like they typically say they've been growing for 20 or 30 years to try to make people think they are way more experienced than they actually are. This type of person reminds me of those vets who had state side desk jobs and try to convince people they were in combat.
 
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LOL...I've resembled that first remark before. Thing is...once ya hit that magic age where the youngers see you as old...it doesn't matter what ya know/how long you've been at it. I'm using containers in this contest grow and a cool tube that are THAT old...heehee.

Fuckin' old. Fuckin' old people!
 

treefarmercharlie

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LOL...I've resembled that first remark before. Thing is...once ya hit that magic age where the youngers see you as old...it doesn't matter what ya know/how long you've been at it. I'm using containers in this contest grow and a cool tube that are THAT old...heehee.

Fuckin' old. Fuckin' old people!
The thing is, I don't care if he's been growing for 40 years, that doesn't excuse acting like a cunt to people who are trying to help him when he mentions he had issues germinating seeds. I don't know, I've never had issues germinating seeds no matter who I've bought them from...maybe I'm just a fast learner and it took him a decade to figure out? 🤷‍♂️
 
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